Mi ñaami koy leɗɗe pork? Mi hulii hakke, miɗo yiɗi wasiya
As-salamu alaykum. Mi ko mi banndiraawo juulɗo ummiiɗo Maruk, jooni miɗo e ɓamtaare e ɓesngu am to Seville. Yiytude nyaamdu halal ɗoo no saɗti, nde min njahii Burger King sabu ɓe njogii burgeruuji leɗɗe. Mi yamiri Veggie Whopper, e nder menuuji ɓaawo ɗon ina woodi pittaake, donut onion, wedgee patati... nden mi yi'i wedgee koppi (e nder chees e bacon). To galle amen Maruk, Burger King ina huutora bacon chicken halal, to mi ɗaɓɓiti ɗeen tawi mi hakkilanii. Mi yejjiti timmude wonde to Espaañ bacon firti ko pork-miɗo anndi nde haawnii, amma hol waddanta ɓe njiɗi ɓe koppa pork dow nyaamdu leɗɗe? Nden mi faami tan nde mi ñaami haɗo mi dahabi tefki. Mi anndaa tigi so mi moddii ɗum naa, ko ɗum waɗi miɗo sunii no feewi. Mi haalani yummiraawo am, arane mi jiiɓii, mi miijii so tawii ko bacon leɗɗe. Mi yahi mi naamndi cashier, o tabbintinani kam ko bacon pork. Nde mi haalani yummiraawo am, o mettini heen ngam ceede ɗe mi mbonni-o wi'i, 'Ñaamu ɗum walla woto ñaamu, mi ɗaminaani.' Mi yiɗaani seerude, mi ndaarto wooɗnude wedge kala, mi ittata tamate bacon e mi waɗa tissue, amma miɗo hulii so tawii mi acci goɗɗi mi joofi mi ñaami pork. Jooni miɗo hulii: Allah naa yooƴata kam ngam ɗuum? Ina wayi no yejjitagol am e mettere yummiraawo am kamɓe ngollidii. Miɗo anndi so mi yiɗnoo tiiɗndinde, teeŋti noon e nder Orop ɗo pork woni kala. Tafaama, naamne mi.